Splashy and a crappy One colour progress bar

yes you got it

sudo aptitude remove usplash --purge

And then it asked me if I want to remove desktop-ubuntu, I spent an hour checking if im not removing my desktop.

then

sudo gedit /boot/grub/menu.lst

and changed my kernel to vga parameter to vga=795 (I advise 792)
sudo update-grub

I installed splashy via package manager

After that i was finished and got a really retarded boot splash.